Pizza By Alfredo  

On Thursday night we were anxiously waiting to see the "Office" show that PIZZA BY ALFREDO would be on. So imagine our surprise and HUGE DISAPPOINTMENT AND ANGER when the employees of Dunder Mifflin Paper Comany SLANDERED US on national TV!

Everyone has their favorite pizzeria, but it was news to us that the workers at DM didn't like our pizza. In partiular, Kevin Malone, who said our pizza was "like eating a hot circle of garbage." That is completely REDICULOUS AND INACCURATE. In fact,I believe that Kevin Malone indeed has a beef with us not because of how our food tastes but because I have had to ban him from the restaurant. In fact, our pizza apparently is not that bad because we caught Kevin Malone STEALING pizza from us when we offered our all-you-can-eat pizza buffet at lunch.

Yes you heard that right. Kevin Malone was at one time a regular at PIZZA BY ALFREDO and I always enjoyed seeing him in here ... until my son Tony Jr. saw him putting multiple slices of pizza into a Dunder Mifflin tote bag to take back to the office to snack on at his desk. At that point, I confronted Malone, who denied it, but when I grabbed his bag, there was indeed several pieces of pizza inside. He even had a large rectangluar Tupperware container to keep them sealed away safe! Sure, Kevin Malone is fat, but even for a fat guy, I thought he ate a whole helluva lot of pizza. I guess I found out why. We had some words, and even though Malone is normally very quiet, things got heated fast and I had to ban him for life from coming into PIZZA BY ALFREDO. We also have his address and phone number on file from the multiple times he has ordered delivery, and I have instructed my employees NOT TO ACCEPT AN ORDER from that residence. (He was a bad tipper as well, according to my delivery drivers.)

In fact, other employees of Dunder Mifflin love us (See our Testimonials web-site) and we havehad even named one of our specialty pizzas after the manager of the office Michael Scott. (WE HAVE NOW TAKEN IT OFF THE MENU -- especially after he essentially held our delivery driver for that night HOSTAGE. You are lucky that our driver or PIZZA BY ALFREDO did not press charges, Mr. Scott!!!) Additionally, I have seen that tall weird guy Dwight in here with that mousy blonde. One of our waitresses overheard them arguing: "Don't worry -- Nobody from the office comes here so they won't see us together. Plus, I used evasive driving techniques to make sure we weren't followed."

Please do not believe everything you see on TV because often there is an agenda and facts are not accurate. If you have any doubt that our pizza is anything other than "GARBAGE," come on in or order a pizza pie from us! You will not be disappointed! —Tony Sr.

I appreciate the kind words of understanding that someone on the NBC.com message board was wise enough to write: "That's kind of funny, but at the same time, sort of sad. Couldn't you imagine how terrible that would be if your pizza was called 'a hot circle of garbage' on national TV? That would be crushing. I feel sort of bad for them now that I know they're not fake places. And also, I hope that someone who is lucky enough to go to Scranton for the convention tries these two Alfredo's out and gives us their opinion! I'm very curious now." (Here is the hyperlink for that.)

After an unfortunate incident, I have to state in no uncertain terms that our coupon HAS A LIMIT OF TWO PIZZAS PER ORDER. And it is good for delivery only. Please let us know about coupons before you place your order.

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